Biff is a dog and cannot type. Therefore, he's dictating to me, Uncle Ned, his Boy.
Biff wishes to convey his gratitude for the wonderful 'Welcome Home' of his new Dry Carpet. He's reasonably certain his Boy is house trained, ergo the carpet should remain pristine.
Thanks Big to the young men who labored; to the Good Lord they serve; and to Greg who thunk it all up . . .
Bless Your Hearts,
BIFF and his Boy *Uncle Ned*
